Papyrus Believes In You Man on the Internet (Ft. Darby Cupit)

[PAPYRUS, spoken]
Halt, human!
Hey, stop moving when I'm talking to you!
Hey! I just said!- Ugh!
See, this is exactly what I'm talking about!
Ahem!
I, The Great Papyrus, have something to say!

(sung)
First, you don't like puzzles
And that just makes you freakin' weird
You shamble around
Like you're something to fear

Powder's on your hands
And you're walking a dangerous road
But like my brother, Sans
You can do so much more, I know

You
Can be great if you just try
And that, human, is why
I can be your friend and guide!

Then
We can turn your life around
Your redemption begins now
You can still be the good guy!
So
Keep to the straight and narrow
And let my example show
You need not do any harm!

Hey!
Is that a hug?! I accept!
My lessons just took effect!
I welcome you with open arms!

(spoken)
GAH!
Th-that's not what I expected... But... Still... I believe in you! You can do a little better, even if you don't think so! I promise...