I’m Bo Yo (Live) Bo Burnham

[Intro]
Let's rock this shit

[Verse 1]
I don't know if all Boy Scouts are gays
They could probably tie the knot in, like, fifty different ways
I got a safe full o' cherries, 'cause I pop it and lock it
A girl's like a fridge, once a week, you should stock it
Girl, if you're into rimmin', it's only safe if you're swimmin'
But, girl, don't sit on that couch 'cause I treat my objects like women
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
My shit's so hot, I'll leave your toilet bowl steamin'
I'm gonna tear it, like the cards of the gypsies
You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses
If your pants are loose, I'll replete ya
You're a first time vegan and it's nice to meet ya

[Chorus]
I'm Bo, yo
And I'm the greatest rapper ever
And I'll weather your weather-whether you think I'm clever or not
Think you're better, you're not
Don't need a sweater
I'm a real G-shawty that can really find your G-spot
Woah, yeah
What the fuck's a G-spot? [chuckles]
[laughter]