Hot and Cold Eels

[Ladies and gentleman I give you Butch]

Thank you
Well there is something I wanted to touch upon this evening
I don't remember if I had spoken about it here or...
In other parts of this wonderful land you call
The Isle of whatever the hell you call it

Everybody has got a different name
It is pretty..., whatever
Anyway

Whatever dude, okay, here
The problem is, and what I wanted to bring up is
A little thing I like to call Hot and Cold
Listen

[sound of hot]
That is the sound of Hot
Ssshhhhhttttt
[sound of cold]
That is the sound of Cold

Listen again
[sound of hot]
Hot
[sound of cold]
Cold