Two Ton Paperweight Psychostick

My car is a PIECE OF SHIT!
I wanna drive you off a cliff
Watch you crash into a ravine for the things you did to me
You STUPID CAR!
I wanna make myself a pipe bomb
Blow your damn engine back to hell where I know you're from
PIECE OF CRAP!
You aren't even worth the tow
To a junkyard or a place where you'd sit and lay to waste
I WISH YOU'D DIE!
Oh nevermind, you always do
Could you tell me how much longer it will be until I'm rid of you?

I wish that you would just get hit by lightning, or something
My confidence in you is sold with every part I buy
I guess I'm just a sucker with a lemon
So pucker up and kiss another paycheck goodbye
You leak more than a newborn baby
I change your oil all the time but still you need some more
Your fluid puddles come in assorted colors
Such wonderful variety of problems galore

Will there be a time, when I know I can drive
Without my car breaking down?
And will I ever see, it start consistently
Without the pain and the suffering?