Ruffhousin’ Mit Shuffhausen Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (Ft. John Lithgow, Norbert Leo Butz & Sherie Rene Scott)

[LAWRENCE, spoken]
I understand you are completely numb from the waist down, is that correct?

[FREDDY, spoken]
Yes, sir

[LAWRENCE, spoken]
No feeling whatsoever?

[FREDDY, spoken]
Mmhmm. That's right

[LAWRENCE, spoken]
I see. So...

This little piggy says-

[FREDDY, spoken]
Nothing

[LAWRENCE, spoken]
And this little piggy, the same?

[FREDDY, spoken]
Uh-huh