(He Wants To Be) Bad William Finn

[JASON]
Hebrew is a language that I don't understand
After six years, I’ve been studying each squiggle and each dot
And one thing I'm not is happy

[MENDEL]
Jason
I am agitato grande
Jason, I am muy disgutante
And muy disappointe
And muy nauseatus
And mimitzarayim
Hotzianu
Dayenu

[ADULTS]
Day-dayenu
Day-dayenu
Day-dayenu-

[MENDEL, spoken]
Stop it, stop-

Have I- Have I found my joie?

[MENDEL, sung]
I'm not gonna tell you what to do
But please reconsider
You aren’t so old
You can't change your stripes
But the gripes