GBH
Grievous battery harm
Replaces previous flattery and charm
Fore readers wives, whose daily lives
Are beyond the hum of the drum
Of the washing machine and and routine
And so scream at their other halves
For sitting in front of a screen
Instead of rollin' in a bed with them
YouTube, YouPorn
KY, new norm
Couple's solo love with sock gloves
And "do not disturb" on the door
Down the hall from each other, so
Batteries required
To extinguish hot desires
Unsatisfied, ungratified
From the bloke, who for a while now
Is umbilically tied to the string of his
"The wife", "mother of his child"
Who he never strokes
As much as the chicken that he chokes
Grievous battery harm
Replaces previous flattery and charm
Fore readers wives, whose daily lives
Are beyond the hum of the drum
Of the washing machine and and routine
And so scream at their other halves
For sitting in front of a screen
Instead of rollin' in a bed with them
YouTube, YouPorn
KY, new norm
Couple's solo love with sock gloves
And "do not disturb" on the door
Down the hall from each other, so
Batteries required
To extinguish hot desires
Unsatisfied, ungratified
From the bloke, who for a while now
Is umbilically tied to the string of his
"The wife", "mother of his child"
Who he never strokes
As much as the chicken that he chokes
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