Pooh-Butt Day Bassmint Productions (Ft. Chaos Kid & Manix)

[Intro: DMC & Chaos Kid]
(Oh yeah)
Oh yeah, a pooh-butt day
One of those sticky type of things (Oh yeah)
That you can just swing upon
Check it out (Oh–, yeah)

[Verse 1: Chaos Kid]
Get up this morning, I'm feelin' sleepy as all hell
Went to use the bathroom then I tripped and I fell
All the way downstairs onto the couch
And I pissed my pants on the way down south
So I went back upstairs to change my underwear
Took a while to get 'em unstuck to my pubic hair
Finally got unzipped I went to put 'em down the street
But then I threw 'em in the garbage cause it all said "Pew"
Hopped in the shower, put shampoo in my hair
Went to rinse it out but then the water wasn't there
That damn plumbing, it must've went foul
Got another bath to wipe the stuff up with the towel
Went to get my clothes but my [?] were in the wash
So I sat and played Super Mario on my Nintendo
I was gonna see my girl but I forget that stuff
Man today I just feel like a pooh-butt

[Chorus: Chaos Kid & DMC]
Sometimes things just never go my way
You know, I- I just feel like a pooh-butt today
Sometimes things just never go my way
You know, I just feel like a pooh-butt today (Oh yeah)