C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S The Vandals

[Verse 1]
"C" is for your little clit, when I go down beneath
"H" is for your pubic hairs that stick between my teeth
"R" is for your rectum that "I" fuck with my dick
Christmas comes but once a year and makes me fucking sick

[Verse 2]
"S" is for your shitty asshole, clinkers 'round your bum
"T" is for your massive tits that make me want to cum
"M" is for masturbation when you're not here with me
"A" is for the agony of catching your VD
"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my prick
Christmas comes but once a year and makes me fucking sick

[Outro]
"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my
Ding-dong merrily along
The chapel bells are ringing
Ding-dong merrily along
My fucking balls are swinging
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa
Whoa, whoa whoa, the chapel bells are ringing
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa
Whoa, whoa whoa, the chapel bells are ringing
Whoa, whoa whoa, whoa whoa, whoa whoa
Whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa, my fucking balls are swinging