Dirty Wordplay Part.2 Mr Traumatik

[Intro: Narrator]
Officially named 'ganja,' it's colloquially described by the Rastas as 'herb,' and Bob Marley is said to smoke a pound a week

[Hook]
I'm a farmer, I don't drive a tractor
I've got joints in my hands, chiropractor
The buds are heavy, like a anchor
I'm smoking loads of weed
Listen
Well, I'm a farmer, I don't drive a tractor
I've got joints in my hands, like a chiropractor
The buds are heavy, just like a anchor
I'm smoking loads of weed and drinking ayahuasca
Well, you know my cannabis is lush
Your cannabis is awful
I think it's been rushed
I'll tell you why it tastes of shit (why?)
Because it hasn't been flushed

[Part 1]
BLAM
I'm rich, I'm wealthy
Smoking weed is healthy
I've got plugs in Everton, I've got plugs in Chelsea
I've got so much weed to smoke alone, please someone help me
I've got so many flavours I'll just take my pick, selfie
I've got runts and I've got skittles, yeah I'm spoilt for choices
I've got wedding cake and cookie, yeah I'm spoilt for choices
I've got mac with cheese or lemon, yeah I'm spoilt for choices
I smoke so much weed and now I think I'm hearing voices
I'm holding loads of stacks
No loans or overdrafts
If you intervene with my money, I'll make your nose collapse
I've got weed in my shoulder bag
I just pull up and smoke a pack
I've got so many flavours I'll just take my pick, photograph
I've got OG kush and gelato, yeah I'm spoilt for choices
I've got Louis the Eighth and creme brulée, I'm spoilt for choices
I've got Açai berry and cherry pie, I'm spoilt for choices
I've got psychosis, I'm hearing all these crazy noises