Ringo Buys a Rifle The Dead Milkmen

We aren't ourselves
Brains on the shelf
We'll all wake up
When Ringo buys a rifle

We live, we breathe
We spread disease
That all must end
When Ringo buys a rifle

People told him what to say
Ordered advanced dream away
Paul was dubbing Ringo's drumming
John was dubbing Ringo's humming
People were starting to talk

We start wars
Forget the poor
That all must change
Ringo buys a rifle
We stand tall
Try to evolve
We'll walk on water
Ringo buys a rifle

Animals will bare their fangs
The Pope will join a gang
We'll all get new shoes
When Ringo buys a rifle