Caulk the Wagon Team StarKid (Ft. Corey Dorris, Jaime Lyn Beatty, Jeff Blim, Joey Richter, Lauren Lopez & Rachael Soglin)

McDoon:
We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface
We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface
We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface
Until the day we die

Daughter: (Spoken) But I don't want to die!
McDoon: (Spoken) That's why:

McDoon, Chorus:
We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface
We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface
We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface
Until the day we die

Daughter: (Spoken) Yeah, and how we supposed to do that?

McDoon: (Daughter:)
Well, do you see that ox?
((Spoken) Ahuh.)
He's an ox of course
((Spoken) Yep.)
And he took us down the trail
But his time is up, 'cause he won't help us
Unless he grows a sail