[Chorus]
This is hell, this is hell
I am sorry to tell you
It never gets better or worse
But you'll get used to it after a spell
For heaven is hell in reverse
[Verse 1]
The bruiser spun a hula hoop, all the barmen preen and pout
The neon "i" of "nightclub" flickers on and off and finally blew out
The irritating jingle of the belly-dancing, phony Turkish girls
The eerie glare of ultraviolet perfect dental work
[Chorus]
This is hell
I am sorry to tell you
It never gets better or worse
(It never gets better or worse)
But you'll get used to it after a spell
For heaven is hell in reverse
[Verse 2]
The failed Don Juan in the big bow tie is very sorry that he spoke
For he's mislaid his punchline more than halfway through a very tasteless joke
The fraulein caught him peeking down her gown, he's yelling in her ear
And all at once the music stopped as he was intimately bellowing, "My dear..."
This is hell, this is hell
I am sorry to tell you
It never gets better or worse
But you'll get used to it after a spell
For heaven is hell in reverse
[Verse 1]
The bruiser spun a hula hoop, all the barmen preen and pout
The neon "i" of "nightclub" flickers on and off and finally blew out
The irritating jingle of the belly-dancing, phony Turkish girls
The eerie glare of ultraviolet perfect dental work
[Chorus]
This is hell
I am sorry to tell you
It never gets better or worse
(It never gets better or worse)
But you'll get used to it after a spell
For heaven is hell in reverse
[Verse 2]
The failed Don Juan in the big bow tie is very sorry that he spoke
For he's mislaid his punchline more than halfway through a very tasteless joke
The fraulein caught him peeking down her gown, he's yelling in her ear
And all at once the music stopped as he was intimately bellowing, "My dear..."
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