[Verse 1:YourFavouriteHonky]
I was out on the town, feeling real wild
Drinking vodka like it was just another mile
But then something strange happened, I won't deny
A raccoon came out of nowhere, and my testicle was nicked by the furry little guy
[Verse 2:YourFavouriteHonky]
I tried to fight back, but it was no use
The raccoon was too quick, I couldn’t even choose
What to do next, my life was in shambles
No testicle, no money, and the IRS on my handles
I was out on the town, feeling real wild
Drinking vodka like it was just another mile
But then something strange happened, I won't deny
A raccoon came out of nowhere, and my testicle was nicked by the furry little guy
[Verse 2:YourFavouriteHonky]
I tried to fight back, but it was no use
The raccoon was too quick, I couldn’t even choose
What to do next, my life was in shambles
No testicle, no money, and the IRS on my handles
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