Come to the U.S.A. Ray Stevens

If you thinkin' about illegal immigration
Be careful when you're choosin' the nation
'Cause breakin' the law in some countries is frowned upon
Imagine that

Sneak into China and they'll call you a spy
And ship you to Mongolia till you die
And in Sudan they'll hang you and the camel you rode in on

Yeah and don't go a-hikin' and enter Iran
Or you might never be heard from again
And in Mexico you might face a firing squad

Yeah and forget all about going to North Korea
That's a great example of a bad idea
So when it comes down to it
There's only one option you got

Yeah come to the USA
There's no penalty to pay
Should you get caught illegally immigratin'

Come to the USA
It will be your lucky day
'Cause when you get in there's lots of goodies waitin'