Things I Won’t Get FFS

A Pulitzer prize
An Oscar or two
Are things I won't get
Things I won't get

A Bentley or Benz
Well don't hold your breath
Of things I won't get
Things I won't get

Affairs with a star
Who offers me dope
Far in advance
Far in advance

A college degree
A job with some hope
There's just no chance
There's just no chance

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But when I see you lying by my side
Looking extra clean
I'm in a state where I, I don't mind
My thoughts turn obscene