Shticks Of One And Half A Dozen Of The Other Allan Sherman

She wheels her wheelbarrow
Through streets that are narrow
Her barrow is narrow, her hips are too wide
So wherever she wheels it
The neighborhood feels it
Her girdle keeps scraping the homes on each side
In Dublin's fair city
Where girls are so pretty
My Molly stands out cause she weighs 18 stone
(That's 256 pounds.)
I don't mind her fat ... but
It's not only that—but
She's cockeyed and muscle-bound Molly Malone

I know a man, his name is Lang
And he has a neon sign
And Mister Lang is very old
So they call it Old Lang's Sign

Oh, what have you done, Billie Sol, Billie Sol?
Oh, what have you done, charming Billie?
You took almost every cent
From the U.S. government
Which you spent on fertilizer, which is silly

All day, all night, Cary Grant
That's all I hear from my wife, is Cary Grant
What can he do that I can't?
Big deal, big star, Cary Grant