Vlad The Impaler (Live) GWAR

[Intro: Blothar & Bad Biker Bitch]
Blothar! You asshole! I'm so pissed off at all you guys
You know, the last time you gangraped me, you left me at the convenience store in Oklahoma!
You know, I give you the best body that you've ever had and you just don't (appreciate it)
Uh, I wouldn't go that far, sweetheart, y'know, ah
You promised me that if I blew the whole band, you would let me be the new GWAR Woman in the 30th anniversary show!
Okay, okay, slow down, slow down, sweetheart. Come here, come here
Don't you think...that you are being...a little bit...of a...bitch?
What?! I am not a bitch!

[Chorus]
Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the Impaler
Vlad, Vlad
Could have been a tailor but he's
Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the Impaler
Vlad, Vlad
He could have been a whaler
Could have been a jailer
He turned out to be Norman Mailer

Whoa-ohh-ohh-ohh!

[Verse]
He kicked back and he smoked a joint
Twenty thousand peasants, yeah they got the point
His mommy was a hamster and his daddy was a jailer
Real tough childhood for such a fucking failure