WhiteBoyEm Diss Track ​ticklemytip

[Intro]
Welcome to the Goofy Ahh Uncle Productions diss track
Niggas been telling me to do this shit for a long ass time
I had to get on fuckin' WhiteBoyEm
Fuck you, nigga

[Verse 1]
You ain’t Speed lil nigga, you slow
IShowSpeed? more like, iShowNoHoes
You couldn’t be yourself, so you had to steal a flow
And your head fat as fuck, but you already know
You do not wanna play with me, pull up with the semi
Told a nigga give me, finna pork your bitch I call her piggy
Don’t play with me, niggy, finna smoke you like a fuckin' ciggy
Pull up with the blicky, and you will not wake up just like Chrissy, finna leave you pissing
Like I’m Michael Myers, finna slash your head open just like a tire
Caught your mother on the corner selling coochie, I'ma buy her
Then I’m finna pass her ass around just like a party flyer
Call me naughty plumber, leave the house right after my Peter pipes her
Whip a pickle, then she pop a titty at me, slip her a nickel
(God damn I just got sidetracked as fuck)

[Verse 2]
Let’s get right back into it
Bitch, are you serious right neow? Fuck you Emerson
Call a nigga snake, leave him slithering
Only thing you have in common with Speed is, you like kissing men
But, then again that’s just cause you really do not get bitches
Better lilo, lay low, I’ll give you stitches
Then I’ll steal your bitches, phone digits
And you look like a frog, ri-ri-ribbit, nah I’m kidding
You better listen, fuck nigga, to what I’m dishin’
I do not fight chickens, do I look like Peter Griffin? (Y’all don’t get that bar)
Sorry, the number you have dialed cannot be reached
Justin Bieber lookin' ass nigga, go and eat a peach
You are not iShowSpeed, nigga you’re a leech
You look like Darren Watkins if he got bleached
5’2” lookin' ass nigga you don’t got reach
You look like an uncircumcised dick, that got cheese
I’ll smack you in your motherfucking head, go cry to papi
Look like a German, W X, Y are you not Z? (Nazi)