If U Can’t Dance (Slide) Will Smith (Ft. Nicole Scherzinger)

[Intro: Will Smith]
Yo, if you can't dance, it's cool to get up now
Yeah see usually y'all stand off on the side
Y'know you're a lil' embarrased or whatever
But this one of them joints for e'rybody
So get up on up, but keep it simple, slide

[Hook: Will Smith & Nicole Scherzinger]
If you can't dance then this is your jam, baby
Left to right, all night, slide, that's all you gotta do
If you can't dance then this is your jam, baby
Left to right, all night, slide, that's all you gotta do

[Verse 1: Will Smith]
Now we all know the boy at the club, all liquored up
Or with the bub tryin' to pick 'em up
Whack dancin', wookin pa nub
His shirt too bright, pants too tight, boy settle down
Now I ain't just messin wit'chu
I got better things to do, I'm tryin' to help
I got a lesson for you, I know you do the best you could do
Wanna get next to boo? Then the less you do, the better
Cause women equate dance with sex
They gon' see you, and be like, next
But you gon' be like, hold up ma!, next
But she gon' be like, uh-uh pah!, next
Now looka here, rule number one, know your name
It ain't Usher, Justin, Hammer? Then we can touch ya
Rule number two, never do a dance you can't do
Why stupid? You can't do it