I Went Out With a Hippy and Now I Love Everyone Except For Her Frenzal Rhomb

You taught me to re-align my chakra
Speak to my inner consciousness
You made me listen to John Butler
And other rubbish that bored me to shit
You wanted to move up the North Coast
Where everything is so much better
Where you can play Djembes on the beach

I used to get mad, I used to get angry
I used to hate everyone I met
You taught me love, you showed me kindness
You painted flowers on my face

And that gave me the shits
Fuck, I hated that
But it taught me a valuable lesson too
Now I love everyone but you
I love everyone but...

We had mushrooms in the morning
I was brain-dead for eternity
I took my clothes off, you didn't like that
And neither did the check-out chick from Coles
I tried to pash the store security

I used to get mad, I used to get angry
I used to be cynical I know
You showed me love, you taught me yoga
You threw the fire around my head