My Wife Has A New GF NOFX

My wife has a new girlfriend
And I'm not sure of what to do
She has hair like me and a film degree
She's a punk rock lesbian Jew

I'm not afraid of her leaving me
But I'm worried that I'll get beaten less frequently
'Cuz I bet she's got the book of lesbian tricks
Stroking the G-spot and sophisticated cunt licks

My wife stays with her girlfriend
More often than she stays with me
She bails when she tires of my arrogance and insensitivity

Obviously she didn't listen to my message
That was probably the best message I ever sent
I took the time after finishing nine
To tell her that I birdied and I'm sure she'll be fine
The surgery she's having had very high success rate
And when it's over I'll be there by her side before eight
Unless of course the game goes late
'Cuz I was playing golf so great

My wife has a new girlfriend
I like to call her princess lebia
She says I should be reading about cuckolding
'Cuz that's what's happening to ya