Lonely At The Bottom (Joe Cocker Parody) National Lampoon

Well, I'm standing here singing my song
’Cause there's nothing to do and all my friends are gone
I had sunshine and a country home
I've been on the cover of Rolling Stone

But it’s lonely
Oh it's lonely
But it's lonely at the bottom
Lonely at the bottom of the barrel

I've been trying to get myself together
Got into arts and crafts, then got into leather
But you all left me when the times were lean
Now I'm on the cover of Life Magazine

But it's lonely
Oh it's lonely
Yes it's lonely at the bottom
Lonely at the bottom of the barrel

And I think of days of purple haze and freon
Smoking, joking, doing coke with Leon

I was making making musical
Now I’m working for muscular dystrophy
Muscular dystrophy, muscular dystrophy