Chairman of the Board The Stupendium

[Hook: Chairman of the Board]
Roll up and put down your controller
Forget the C.O.D
The table top is what the call's of
So grab some paper and start taking down the scores
But don't forget you're up against the chairman of the board

[Chairman of the Board, spoken]
Right, then! Games night, everyone! What's up first? I know what my money's on

[Verse 1: Monopoly Master]
If you're into causing a family schism
Consider some table-top capitalism
A battle of balances, man, I'm so talented
Mopping up profits with Randian callousness

Isn't much use for financial analysis
Banks are all froze in the throes of paralysis
Golly, it's very nice crushing the parasites
Man, I'm in paradise, give me a pair of dice

I hold 'em, I blow 'em, I roll them
I'm strolling my token right over the Go
And I'm folding the dough
Then I'm throwing down homes
On my portfolio
My monopoly grows