A Proper End: Extreme Stupendium Edition Random Encounters (Ft. The Stupendium)

[Verse 1]
Stanley stepped out of his office through the door
Took the stairway up to check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage, that was where his instincts led
But instead of right, he set his sights on the room to the left instead (to the left instead)
Stanley knew this room was not the proper choice
(No it was not the proper choice)
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice...
(he ignored his inner voice)
This whole "story" thing was something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end

[Break (spoken)]
Stanley's buttons had blah, blah, blah...you know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

[Verse 2]
Stanley took the right-hand door, no-STANLEY, RIGHT!
(For the last time, it's the right)
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright...
(Oh, Stanley, please!)
Now this story's utter rubbish, and it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course...
(See if I can get us back on course)
Oh dear. Now how'd we find ourselves outdoors?
(Stanley, did you touch something?)
I admit, this all seems foreign, but I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end