Westworld Recap Rap (Season 1) The Warp Zone

[Verse 1]
Bounce into the Wild, Wild West with a hardcore narrative
A family vacation spot guaranteed to scare the kids
Pick your hats and pack that Cialis
'Cause Disney's Frontierland installed a F*** Palace
Delos Developers deliver on the wishes
Then Reveries develop an embarrassment of glitches
Cyborgs with a broken code generator
Turning vengeful and violent
Have they seen Terminator?!
Headstrong Bernard, he concerned but ain't startled
Loyal as Dr. Hannibal's replacement for Arnold
IPad swiping working hard behind the scenes
Keeping quality assurance with his awesome robo-peen [Spoiler!]
Sweet Dolores, cute girl from the ranch
Keeps Teddy on the hook by luring him in with her cans
She wouldn't harm a fly but it all depends
Did you say: "These violent delights have violent ends?"
But knowing this, would you still wanna go?
'Cause this ain't how I wanna spend my PTO

[Chorus]
Who would spend a holiday here?
TripAdvisor tells you: stay clear
I would bet it's privy to
Disparate Yelp reviews
What, with all the death
Scary images
Ever-looming threats
Unprotected sex?
If I had to guess