The Illinois Enema Bandit [YCDTOSA 6] Frank Zappa

Crazed Fan: Yeah! Zappa, Zappa!
FZ: What? I'm supposed to kiss her? Okay. Just calm down there for a minute. It’s only Halloween .
Crazed Fan: Zappa! Yeah!
FZ: Alright
Crazed Fan: Play the guitar! Play the guitar!
FZ: No, thank you. Alright, let's get back to entertainment here. Are we tuned up?
Crazed Fan: Yeah! We never left! We never left!
FZ: 2 . . . 3 . . . 4 .

The Illinois Enema Bandit
I heard he's on the loose
I heard he’s on the loose
Lord, the pitiful screams
Of all them college-educated women .
He'd just be tyin' 'em up
(They'd be all bound down!)
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
He just be pumpin' every one of ’em up with all the bag fulla
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
He just be pumpin’ every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
He just be pumpin’ every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice

The Illinois Enema Bandit
I heard it on the news
I heard it on the news
Bloomington Illinois . . . he has caused some alarm
Just sneakin' around there
From farm to farm
He's got a rubberized bag
And a hose on his arm
Just lookin’ for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump
Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump
Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump