Muffins in Congress The Gregory Brothers

The Chair recognizes the gentleman from Texas, Mr. Poe
For one verse, one chorus, and an outro

Madame Speaker, do you know the Muffin Man?
The Muffin Man, the Muffin Man
Yes, I know the Muffin Man
But he doesn't live on Drury Lane
He lives at the Department of Justice
On Justice Lane
And is growing rich on selling sixteen dollar muffins
How come these critters cost sixteen dollars apiece?
(Sixteen apiece)
These are some high-dollar muffins (Yeah)
Maybe they're shipped in from a special bakery
In France (In France)
In France (Let's dance)

Where do you even find a muffin that costs sixteen dollars?
My favorite bakery tells me these should be two dollars apiece
(Two dollars apiece)
Forty two hundred dollars for a handful of muffins
Why is the Justice Department spending money
On these? (On these)
On these (On these)
On these (On these)