Bremelo Sir Mix-a-Lot

[Sir Mix-A-Lot]
Here's a gory kind a story about a obese freak
With a 40-inch waist and a 10-inch beak
Overweight and out of shape with a triple chin
Her brassiere strikes fear in the hearts of men

The girl's a Bremelo
The girl's a Bremelo

[Sir Mix-A-Lot]
Me and Terry hopped the ferry we were looking swass
When a dip hit the ship we were almost tossed
It was a big Bremelo standing on my toe
An enormous jelly belly trying to say hello
I was really kind of frightened as she looked my way
I tried to run because her buns made the ferry sway
To be blunt she was fat and ready for combat
On the way to Bremerton were the fat is at

The girl's a Bremelo
Let's go

[Sir Mix-A-Lot]
I'm not fakin' or mistaken bout the big ole duck
She had hairy underarms and a whopping gut
Her hair was short and wavy, drove my pitbull crazy
A Bremerton beast chasing fellas in the Navy
After movie she's the feature, the Bremerton creature
You wear a lifejacket if you ever try to freak her
You look at her physique she ain't my kinda freak
The floor creaks when the beast starts reaching her peak