Bull in a China Shop Barenaked Ladies

[Verse 1]
I'm a kid in a candy store
I'm a bull in a china shop
I'm a tired old metaphor
For everything you can't afford
And everything you can't afford to be

[Verse 2]
I'm a public embarrassment
I'm a bottle of diet poison
I'm a walking advertisement
For everything I never meant
And everything I never meant to be

[Chorus]
I can't hear a thing
'Cause I stopped listening

[Verse 3]
I'm the reason I don't go out
I'm afraid I might tell me something
I'm the shadow of every doubt
I'm the product this song's about
I'm the product this song's about to be

[Chorus]
I can't hear a thing
'Cause I stopped listening
I can't hear a thing
'Cause I stopped listening