Why Not Me? The Lonely Island (Ft. Baraka May & Greg Chun)

[Intro: Oscar Hosts]
Congratulations to all of the 90th Academy Award Nominees
I love these movies
But they never seem to choose the blockbusters, do they?
They sure don't
I guess they'll just have to settle for all that money, huh?

[Verse 1: Thor, Wonder Woman and Both]
Why not me?
Do I not deserve a nomination?
The reviews were raves to be sure
"Fun for the whole family
Look no farther than Thor"
Why not me?
I left my family to fight for what's right
Saved the world from the devil below
But I'm sure it was hard for
Sir Daniel Day-Lewis to learn how to sew
Why not me?
I battled Cate Blanchett
Why not me?
I hid a sword in my dress
We both faced death it's true
But at least Lady Bird got into NYU...

[Verse 2: Pennywise & Tiffany Haddish]
Why not me?
In All The Money in the World
They kidnapped one kid
And they got a nomination
I killed hundreds
I guess that's what you get
When you're not
"Classically handsome"
Oscars so white
But I guess not for me
I need to raise my quote
So I can finally fix my teeth
Horror movies always get the shaft
Hey... let me do one!
I peed while hanging from a zip-line
Meryl Streep has never done that