​​​​​​hahahahaha fuck you man fuck you seriously im so fucking sick of you and your whining ​​​​​​wifiskeleton

[Verse: wifiskeleton, Seth MacFarlane, Scott Grimes & Rob Corddry]
Hello?
Hey, Dad, I'm calling from my history class
So who was president when you were a kid?
Oh, I don't know
I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently, why not?
What's so great about living?
You know, when I'm happy
For the five seconds in the morning when I first wake up
Before I remember who I am and what my life is all about
Anxiety, disappointment, diarrhea more often than not
If I were to approach, would I lose my mind?
I don't—, I don't know if there's an afterlife, but who cares?
Nothingness couldn't be any worse than this meaningless march through my empty daze
You're making it up
See, Mr. Brink? Mr. Brink?
You'll be fine
He's right, it's pointless, life dismissed
Voices that just aren't ours
Orbit my hemisphere
To wish that I were never here
Shut my eyes and disappear

[Outro: wifiskeleton, Seth MacFarlane, Scott Grimes & Rob Corddry]
Hello?
Hey, Dad, I'm calling from my history class
So who was president when you were a kid?
Oh, I don't know
I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently, why not?
What's so great about living?
You know, when I'm happy
For the five seconds in the morning when I first wake up
Before I remember who I am and what my life is all about
Anxiety, disappointment, diarrhea more often than not
If I were to approach, would I lose my mind?
I don't—, I don't know if there's an afterlife, but who cares?
Nothingness couldn't be any worse than this meaningless march through my empty daze
You're making it up
See, Mr. Brink? Mr. Brink?
You'll be fine
He's right, it's pointless, life dismissed