Merc Man Kim Carnes

[Verse 1]
Larry got a job as a soda jerk
He worked five days, bought a '55 'Merc
He raised it in the front, he lowered in the back
And ow all the girls just call him "'Mercury Jack"

[Chorus]
He's the 'Merc man, how do you do?
('Merc man) That's who
('Merc man) He likes to cruise around
('Merc man) He's got his coolness down

[Verse 2]
Saturday night, Larry's in the valley dancin'
He looks across the room
And spots some black stretch pants
And she got legs that go clear up to the rafters
A pair of nocturnal fantasy hips
He knew right away what he was after
When she looked his way and moistened her lips

[Chorus]
He said, "I'm the 'Merc man, how do you do?"
('Merc man) That's who
('Merc man) He likes to cruise around
('Merc man) He's got his coolness down