16 Wheeler Horse Viagra Boys

[VERSE 1]
Well I'm leaving to a place where sun don't shine
Where I won't get a sunburn, I can always be sitting around inside
I'm on a horse that's 12 feet tall and 15 meters wide
You better move man, 'fore I run you over, and end up taking your life

I said I'm leaving to a place where I don't have to brush my teeth
Well, a place where I don't have to wake up after getting way too little sleep
And when I get there I ain't never gonna have to answer to your call
I ain't never coming home again baby, so you don't have to worry about me at all

[Chorus]
16 wheeler horse, 17 meters wide, 18 beers deep, 29 years been waiting for this ride

HAHAHA!
OOOAAAHH
HA! HA! HA!

[VERSE 2]
Well I don't like it here no more now, so I'm going where [?] grow on trees
I'm leaving on my horse, I ain't turning back, turning back you see
My woman's gone and left me for a man who got a job
She was tired of my complaining, said I laid around not helpin' out at all
She left me without warning for a man with a big old fancy car
I'm taking this 16 wheeler horse down to the nearest strip mall bar