I Fucked a Cop Insane Clown Posse

*Police talking on radio*

[Verse 1: Shaggy 2 Dope]
I was starving so I walked to the doughnut shop
Cause that would hit the spot
I ordered two french crullers and a crispy cream
Then I heard someone order the same as me
I turned around to look and we connected eyes
She was a cop, I tell no lies
At first I was terrified indeed
Cause in my bag was a pound of weed
But she just smiled, I smiled back
And then she asked me where I'm sitting at
And could she join me, and then it clicked
This bitch is on my dick
We ate together, talked and giggled
My dick was harder than a pickle
My heart was beating like crazy fast
Non-stop, I'm about to fuck this cop

[Hook:]
I fucked a cop, I fucked a cop (hey!)
Who can say that they fucked a cop (hey!)
All I gotta do is call 9-1-1 (hey!)
And I get some neden son (hey!)
I fucked a cop, I fucked a cop (hey!)
Who can say that they fucked a cop (hey!)
She don't arrest me or beat my head in
Nah kid I just tap the neden