Welcome to the House of Freaks Nick Urata (Ft. Jacqueline Robbins, Joyce Robbins, Matty Cardarople, Neil Patrick Harris, Robbie Amell & Usman Ally)

[COUNT OLAF]
Welcome, welcome, welcome to the House of Freaks
Prepare to see some people with some very odd physiques
Sit back, my friends
Relax, my friends
The show is quite informal
'Cause when you see these freaks
You will be grateful that you're normal

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the House of Freaks
Let's bring out the strangest folks you've seen in weeks
The first one is a man I think you're going to love a bunch
He may have normal shoulders, but this poor guy has a hunch

(spoken)
Look at him. The hunch is caused by a spinal abnormality. Ha ha!

[HOOK-HANDED MAN, spoken]
Ha ha ha! Spines!

[COUNT OLAF, spoken]
Get dressed, Hugo. Isn't it hilarious? He can't even put on a coat!

[HENCHPERSON OF INDETERMINATE GENDER, spoken]
Can someone help him?