Ugly Bitches Coolio

[Verse 1]
A bitch is a bitch and we all know
That a ho is a ho wit a toe-up slut so
If you're gotta have 'em, might as well be a fine one
But it seems that some niggas can't seem to find one
So they go and get a bitch that's lookin like Trixie
And Hekkyl & Jekkyl with some saggy ass titties
A big fat flagrant hoodrat hooker
And the nigga got the nerve to pretend she's a looker
Sportin' that down from your arm like a Simpson
Talk about bitches that you wish you was pimpin'
Come around the homies and you swear that she's playin'
But everytime I see her, you're beggin'
Go get you a girl that got somethin goin'
Get rid of that bitch that's lookin' like a dragon
Now you wanna fight 'cause you're baggin' on your Mrs
But that's what'cha get when you fuck with ugly bitches

[Chorus]
When I was young I used to have fun
Fuckin with ugly bitches
But now that I'm grown I leave 'em alone
'Cause I went from rags to riches

[Verse 2]
They say 'beauty is skin deep' but goddamn weeded bitch
Look like buckwheat mixed with opi
Toe up, toe up, straight from the floor
And her bad ass breath is about to make me throw up
Niggas started dissin' and you blamed it on the gin
But the very next day you was with the bitch again
Now your ass is gettin' clowned like Bozo
But that's what you get for fuckin with that ugly ho
I don't know what possessed you, nigga
Stand that hooker in front of a trigger
Spendin' your time with a big goony-goo-goo
To niggas like you I gotta say "Choo choo"
Dig a ditch down in desperation
Send that monster on a permanent vacation
The girl is chop-top, but you don't listen
'Cause some niggas like fuckin with ugly bitches