Ten Points for a Razor Scooter TISM

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[Verse 1]
Five points for hitting petrol-heads (Jetskiers too)
No points for hitting P-platers (They do the work for you)
Three points for a Volvo driver (Dock one for stereotyping)
But here's the way to maximum points (You'll do it without trying)

[Chorus]
Ten points for a Razor scooter
Ten points for a Razor scooter
Double if it's not a kid

[Verse 2]
Smash a pumpkin, kill a Heidi (Celebrity's worth a fiver)
Hit anyone on reality TV (Call it "Non-Survivor")
Three points for a pagan worshipper (Four if they go to heaven)
Five points for a world business leader (Plus six for S Eleven)

[Chorus]
Ten points for a Razor scooter
Ten points for a Razor scooter
Ten points for a Razor scooter
Double if it's not a kid

[Bridge]
There's no point to this world, let's make that clear
But you can leave your mark, on a smaller sphere
Tell the cops, "He just came out of nowhere"

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