FOOD Dad Feels (Ft. Siobhan Price & ToooPure)

[Intro]
Sales on cans of FOOD are at an all-time high as residents of Town USA flock to STORE to fill up on the delicious red, oral dinner. Have you tried FOOD yet? Get yours now for only 72 dollars and start feeling good!

[Hook]
Get 'em all stacked or a six-pack
Now throw another back, time to relax
It's Dad's favorite snack, the subs say crack
Let Dad drop the facts, brace for impact
I'm strong as an ax thanks to this snack
The server's been hacked, gonna blow Mom's stack
Is the CUBE intact? Dropping lore in this track
Spent 72 bucks to eat this meal that slaps

[Chorus]
This meal that slaps, this meal that slaps
This meal that slaps, this meal that slaps
This meal that slaps, this meal that slaps
This meal that slaps, this meal that slaps

[Refrain]
F-O-O-D, gimme can of FOOD
When I pop that top, then I'm feeling really good
It's the Flavored Osmotic Oral Dinner for Dad
With the one ingredient being just the color red
When I break out my can of FOOD
Then I bust out my favorite moves
The kids say Dad is such a mood
That's 'cause Dad is king of YouTube