I Like Drugs Steel Panther

Last night, I got so high
I think I had sex with the cable guy
Well I'll admit, it would've been funny
But, that pole smoker stole all my drug money

I buy chronic every week or so
But I do it when I'm really really high on blow
I'm wide awake, but it's hard to count
I paid $1100 dollars for a quarter ounce!

I like drugs but the don't like me
My brain cells seem to disagree
I like drugs, I like drugs, I like drugs but they don't like me
I was pounding some bitch the other night
Rolling on E man, feeling alright

When I was high she was hotter than heck
But I woke up to a face that looked like Shrek
I get high, that ain't no lie
But I can't afford another friggin DUI

Doctor says "stop, or you'll be dying"
I was gonna, but then you said you were buying
I like drugs but the don't like me
It's always better, when they're free!