Fuck Everything Jon Lajoie

[Intro]
Yo, other rappers claim to not give a fuck
Well, step aside, bitches
'Cause I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible, what

[Chorus]
(I don't give a fuck)
About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what
(I don't give a fuck)
I literally don't give a fuck about anything

[Verse 1]
I don't give a fuck about motherfuckin' anything
People care about shit, I say, "Fuck everything"
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck the sky, fuck trees
Fuck the sun, I don't need heat or vitamin D
And fuck toasters, I don't need to cook my bread
And fuck coasters, I use a little plate instead
And fuck roosters, with your useless "cock-a-doodle-doo"
We invented alarm clocks, we no longer need you
Don't give a fuck about chairs, I prefer to stand
And fuck air conditioners, I got a ceiling fan
And fuck the movie The Fan, starring Wesley Snipes
Demolition Man is the only Snipes movie I like
And fuck likin' shit, I don't even like the stuff that I like
Don't give a fuck about not likin' all the shit I don't like
Like tissues, fuck 'em, I'll blow my nose on the couch
And fuck my nostrils and my sense of smell, I breathe through my mouth
Don't give a fuck about seeing, bitch, fuck my eyes
Fuck visual perception, yo, I'd rather be blind
And fuck time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke
And hours are way too long, they should be half an hour at most
And fuck coasts, don't give a fuck about where water meets land
And fuck boats; just 'cause you float, you think you're so fuckin' bad?
And fuck jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time
My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but