Yo Ho! (Unplugged) Blood On the Dance Floor

[Intro: Dahvie Vanity]
A pirate walks into the bar
The bartender asks
"What's with the steering wheel in your pants?"
And the pirate says
"Arr! It's driving me nuts"

[Verse 1: Dahvie Vanity]
Now I've been riding across the seven seas
Looking for a girl from another fantasy
I keep a big ship, they call me Captain King
I got the I patch, tri hat, rollin' like a pirate
Shiver my timbers, fuck you till you're limber
Freaky deaky, till you get leaky
Like Run DMC, it's tricky
So animated, might as well call me Mickey
Pedal to the medal, red eyes like a devil
Raise the white flag, can't reach my level
Like arr, arr! Flow sick like sars!
XXX till I hit your mark
Ahoy! Ahoy! I put that happy to the joy
Fuck with me and I'll play you like a GameBoy
Ninja, skin ya, throw you in a blender
Chop, chop, chop, I'm a motherfucking pirate!

[Chorus: Dahvie Vanity]
Yo, ho, ho and a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo, ho, ho and a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty
(Yo, ho!) Yo, ho, ho and a bottle rum we go
(Yo, ho!) It's my duty to please that booty
(Yo, ho! ) Yo, ho, ho
It's a pirate's life for me
It's a pirate's life for me