[Intro: Shaggy 2 Dope]
We all heard the legends
And the lore of big old Yukon Moose Dick
But listen up here
I know another Bigfoot
And boy do I got something to tell you
[Verse 1: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Here go a story, now some will tell you it ain't true
But I was there, motherfucker, so fuck you
It took place deep in the woods up north
In a little town that's only found when you ride on the back of a horse
No electric running water, no luxury
Drinking at the bar, an old-timer, he sat next to me
He said he had a warning and I better listen up
It's a creature in this forest that ain't never been caught
Known for smacking down trees, summer or the snow
And he's snatching up livestock, shitting in the swimming hole
Smashing through houses, snacking on dogs
You can smell him coming miles away, stinking like shit logs
Three AM in the morn, he's outside sounding big
Sounding like a moped peeling out on the back of a pig
And in case I had any thoughts of sticking around
He told me it killed and ate half the people in this town
[Chorus]
Big Smoke (He gonna fuck you up)
Big Smoke (Try to run, you stuck)
Big Smoke (He gonna take your head off)
Big Smoke (Try to run, he'll cut you off)
Big Smoke (He gonna have you for that meal)
Big Smoke (Try to run, your guts will spill)
We on the hunt for Big (Big) Big Smoke (Smoke)
We on that hunt for Big (Big) fuckin' Smoke (Smoke)
We all heard the legends
And the lore of big old Yukon Moose Dick
But listen up here
I know another Bigfoot
And boy do I got something to tell you
[Verse 1: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Here go a story, now some will tell you it ain't true
But I was there, motherfucker, so fuck you
It took place deep in the woods up north
In a little town that's only found when you ride on the back of a horse
No electric running water, no luxury
Drinking at the bar, an old-timer, he sat next to me
He said he had a warning and I better listen up
It's a creature in this forest that ain't never been caught
Known for smacking down trees, summer or the snow
And he's snatching up livestock, shitting in the swimming hole
Smashing through houses, snacking on dogs
You can smell him coming miles away, stinking like shit logs
Three AM in the morn, he's outside sounding big
Sounding like a moped peeling out on the back of a pig
And in case I had any thoughts of sticking around
He told me it killed and ate half the people in this town
[Chorus]
Big Smoke (He gonna fuck you up)
Big Smoke (Try to run, you stuck)
Big Smoke (He gonna take your head off)
Big Smoke (Try to run, he'll cut you off)
Big Smoke (He gonna have you for that meal)
Big Smoke (Try to run, your guts will spill)
We on the hunt for Big (Big) Big Smoke (Smoke)
We on that hunt for Big (Big) fuckin' Smoke (Smoke)
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