[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
SHIGERU MIYAMOTO
VS
WALT DISNEY
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Walt Disney]
All aboard! It's the man who needs no fairy dust to sprinkle
'Cause he's always fly compared to nerds addicted to pachinkos!
But you took a different game of chance and gambled to diss me
You really came to dance? Please, you can't waltz through Disney!
I gave birth to animation, while your sense of innovation's
Just some gimmicks that would trickle to Xbox and Playstation!
But of course, your first creations surely took imagination
Just not yours is what I'm saying; tell me, who's Link's inspiration?
I made dreams into scenes; you're lucky to be a boss
Taking naps while your dad slept your way to the top!
Now you're fallen in the holе of Illumination's hurdles!
You'd be Lucky if you stole thе show like Universal!
[Verse 2: Shigeru Miyamoto]
With all that lung cancer, I'm surprised you didn't choke
But let's reverse the roles, 'cause this time, you're getting smoked!
Let's-a go! It's-a-Mi...yamoto with the dope flow!
My verse got more one-ups than mushroom risotto!
You made childhood dreams about prices!
Your rapping skills are like your live-action films: lifeless!
My touchscreens redefined what gaming allowed
While you tried to get touchy with some Songs of the South!
Even with the coins you must have, for you, it's game over!
You only hammed your business 'cause you didn't like kosher
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
SHIGERU MIYAMOTO
VS
WALT DISNEY
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Walt Disney]
All aboard! It's the man who needs no fairy dust to sprinkle
'Cause he's always fly compared to nerds addicted to pachinkos!
But you took a different game of chance and gambled to diss me
You really came to dance? Please, you can't waltz through Disney!
I gave birth to animation, while your sense of innovation's
Just some gimmicks that would trickle to Xbox and Playstation!
But of course, your first creations surely took imagination
Just not yours is what I'm saying; tell me, who's Link's inspiration?
I made dreams into scenes; you're lucky to be a boss
Taking naps while your dad slept your way to the top!
Now you're fallen in the holе of Illumination's hurdles!
You'd be Lucky if you stole thе show like Universal!
[Verse 2: Shigeru Miyamoto]
With all that lung cancer, I'm surprised you didn't choke
But let's reverse the roles, 'cause this time, you're getting smoked!
Let's-a go! It's-a-Mi...yamoto with the dope flow!
My verse got more one-ups than mushroom risotto!
You made childhood dreams about prices!
Your rapping skills are like your live-action films: lifeless!
My touchscreens redefined what gaming allowed
While you tried to get touchy with some Songs of the South!
Even with the coins you must have, for you, it's game over!
You only hammed your business 'cause you didn't like kosher
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