Blonde Hair, Brown Nose Dweezil Zappa

You know the type
She hangs around till midnight
She wants you alone
Handin' you an offer
You know you can't refuse
Sells herself for a moment of glory
Hopin' to get that cover story

Name dropper, pill popper
Show-stopper, eaves-dropper
She'll tell you she's your best friend
She'll kiss your toes
For a nominal fee
She wants the lead in your next movie
She spreads rumors just like a disease
She always aims to please
Please and tease

(Chorus)
Blonde hair, brown nose
You know where it goes
Blonde hair, brown nose

She doesn't spit but
She might chew
She just wants some good reviews
Actor Director groovy movie maker
They're all the same to her
She just wants a shot at fame