How Long Has This Been Going On Jack Jones

As a tot, when I trotted in little velvet panties
I was kissed by my sisters, my cousins, and my aunties
Sad to tell, it was hell, an inferno worse than Dante's

So my dear I swore: "Never, never more!"
On my list, I insisted that kissing must be crossed out
Now, I find I was blind, and oh my!
How I lost out!

I could cry salty tears
Where have I been all these years?
Little wow, tell me now
How long has this been going on?

There were chills up my spine
And some thrills I can't define
Listеn, sweet, I repeat
How long has this been going on?

Oh, I feel that I could melt
Into Hеaven I'm hurled!
I know how Columbus felt
Finding another world

Kiss me once, then once more
What a dunce I was before
What a break!
For Heaven's sake!
How long has this been going on?