Hotline Bling (In Five and Drunk) Richard Cheese

[Spoken]
Thank you ladies and gentlemen
I’m Richard Cheese and this my
Lounge Against The Machine band

This is a song by Drake

But I gotta be honest with you…
“Drake no bueno”

So we figured we’d step in and take his song
“Hotline Bling” and fix it

You notice my jazz cats here are playin’ this in
5/4 time
One, two three four five
Two, two three four five

That’s right, this isn’t a 4/4 song like everything else
This song is in “Five”… yeah

But there’s a problem - I don’t know where to come in!
W-w- How do I know when to start singing?

So I have a littlе trick that I use
I multiply five times four…
And I comе in on twenty