The Thing That Only Eats Hippies The Dead Milkmen

[Verse 1]
Wendel brought it to life in his guest room bath tub
It was a special project for his 4-H club
But it broke loose out in the middle of the night
And now it's eatin' flower children left and right

[Chorus]
All the punks are gonna scream yippee
Cause it's the thing that only eats hippies

[Verse 2]
First it cruised on out to Malibu
And ate a couple a' surfers
Who were too tough to chew
So it slithered its way
Out to old Irvine
And ate a couple a' hippies
And they tasted just fine

[Chorus]
Now its got a sweet tooth for long hair
So Bob and Greg and Grant you should beware

[Bridge]
Followin' the Dead is how it gets it's kicks
Shame it wasn't born in 1966
Listens to the music and begins to sway
Dreamin' acid dreams of a hippie souffle
Hey hey hey