12 Days of Aussie Christmas (Bonus Track) Colin Buchanan

[Verse 1: Colin and Greg, Colin]
(Ah, the twelve days of Aussie Christmas)
On the first day of Christmas, a swagman at the gate
Said, "Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!"

[Verse 2: Colin and Greg]
On the second day of Christmas, an emu by the fence
Said, "Good on ya cob"
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!

[Verse 3: Colin and Greg]
On the third day of Christmas, a shearer down the shed
Said, "How 'bout the flies?"
Good on ya, cob
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!

[Verse 4: Colin and Greg]
On the fourth day of Christmas, a goanna on a rock
Said, "It's stinkin' hot"
How 'bout the flies?
Good on ya, cob
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!

[Verse 5: Colin and Greg, Colin]
On the fifth day of Christmas, Frank put up the sign;
Total fire ban!
It's stinkin' hot
How 'bout thе flies?
Good on ya, cob
Have a ripper Aussiе Christmas, mate!
(Now just take a breather here, [?])