Help Me Deuce

[Intro: Deuce & Manager]
(Release the kraken!)
Wait, wait, wait, one second
(All the girlies with the—)
Hello?
Yes, hello, uh, Aron, Deuce, are you there?
Yeah, yeah, what's up?
Yeah, so a little birdie's telling me you're working on a new record. Is that true?
Bir—Yeah, a birdie?
What the fuck are you thinkin', huh?
Uh, you know, I'm very busy, I'm doin' shit, and I'm—
Help me, help me, help me
Huh? What's your—what the fuck is goin' on through your brain, huh?
We're a big deal, you know that, right?
Uh huh
We're—we're a fuckin' major label. You ain't gonna be starting your own band. You fuckin' swore...
Help me, help me, help me
I'ma trash that record, no radio! You ain't never comin' out without my permission! I'ma bury you, boy, I'ma bury you!

[Chorus]
Help me, I ain't got no brains
Help me, I can't feel no pain
Help me, I can't stand the rain
Help me 'fore I drift away
Help me, I ain't got no brains
Help me, I can't feel no pain
Help me, I can't stand the rain
Help me 'fore I drift away